ADULT SITE ADVISORY

WARNING: THIS CLUB IS FOR ADULTS ONLY. Nikita.nu includes visual, audio, and/or textual depictions of nudity and heterosexual, bi-sexual, homosexual, transsexual or xenosexual sexual situations. Persons under eighteen years of age (based on Earth's rotation) and persons who may be offended by such depictions may not directly or indirectly download, acquire, view, read, listen to, or possess any photograph, video file, sound file, textual material, advertisement, or other communication, message or other content at, in, or through Nikita.nu, nor place any order for any goods or services at, in, or through connection to or from, Nikita.nu. If you are under the age of eighteen years, are offended by such materials, or are acting on behalf of any governmental agency, you are not authorized to download any materials from Nikita.nu and any and all such downloading shall constitute intentional infringement of Nikita.nu's rights in such materials. SO STAY THE HELL OUT!

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IF YOU DIDN'T GET AT LEAST ONE CHUCKLE FROM THIS ADVISORY, YOU EITHER DIDN'T READ IT, OR YOU'VE GOT NO SENSE OF HUMOR! EVEN SO, THE ACTUAL LEGALESE DOES APPLY, THOUGH WE'VE ATTEMPTED TO TAKE SOME OF THE DULLNESS OUT OF IT. ENJOY!